Reasons Why I Need to Get Out of my House

I think I have only one real good reason to get out of my house right about now.
Number 1 Reason: MY MOTHER!!!!!!
Aren't we all surprised?!?!
Jesus Christ I can't see myself living here with these two women(mother and grandmother) in my house for 4 more weeks. One of us has to go. I am voting for my grandmother since she is the real cause for all the problems in my house right now. My grandmother is a big pain in the ass when she is healthy, but now she is an even bigger pain in the ass. My mom just got upset because she cooked for my grandmother, which has to be done by her exact instructions, but then my grandmother nit picks it and doesn't eat it. I would be pissed off too and tell her to go eat "un alquitrote." But what does my mother do? She picks on me once again on her favorite subject...my weight. My God does the woman know how to pick at a weakness and poor salt on the wounds and exploit it!!! I am just fucking up to my limit with this shit. All fucking summer she has done her best to do all in her power to pick at me and my dad, which I now recommend for fucking sainthood for having to put up with her for the past 26 years. I love my mother but right now I don't like her. She has become her shrew of a mother. If I become my mother please I beg for you to take me out of my misery, and the misery of those around me and shot me. No really people shot me right in the forehead. Preferably get me drunk first, but shoooooot!!!!!!!! Let me go into my little time out corner before I start frothing at the mouth and attack the next person that enters my room, which will probably be my mother. You are right Keyla... apparently a viewing of Carrie is what she needs... (Let me go collect pigs blood just in case it doesn't work!)