This is sooooooo wrong it's funny

 

Astrological Signs

The sad part is that I am an Aries and that this is completely true. LMAO! See if it's true for you. 

Where I Will Be Probably Living

Too obvious why. 

Language Proficiency

These must have seen the SLA class syllabus and decided "Fuck that shit! Let's make'm think we don't know any language correctly". (SLA= Second Language Acquisition) 

A New Kind of Cowboy

Now this is a hot cowboy!!!! I don't know who is crueler: the parents for dressing him like this or the person that published this. When this kid has a girlfriend his mother doesn't have to very far to embarrass him publicly. "Oh, his buns were on the internet. You might have seen them!"