Wise Proverbs
I was bored out of my mind today and was in dire need of a good laugh. It was either that or cry. Monday schedule is fucked up, I have to be in the university from 7:30 am to 9:30pm. Dude that's not cool! So here we go.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
I can resist everything except temptation.
The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Man who live in glass house should rethink getting clear shower curtains.
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity. -- Konrad Adenauer
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -- Albert Einstein
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. -- Drew Carey
I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie. -- Sting
Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce
Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men. -- Germaine Greer
Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. -- Madonna Dangerous Game (1993)
Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles. -- Roseanne Barr
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? -- Unknown
Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret. -- Aphra Behn
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. -- Bob Hope
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. -- George Burns
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. -- Bob Hope
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
I can resist everything except temptation.
The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Man who live in glass house should rethink getting clear shower curtains.
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity. -- Konrad Adenauer
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -- Albert Einstein
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. -- Drew Carey
I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie. -- Sting
Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce
Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men. -- Germaine Greer
Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. -- Madonna Dangerous Game (1993)
Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles. -- Roseanne Barr
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? -- Unknown
Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret. -- Aphra Behn
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. -- Bob Hope
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. -- George Burns
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. -- Bob Hope
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie
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