The Gagging Truth: The Funky Spunk Encounter
Well this is one for the books ladies. I already told K-Lo this one and she laughed her ass off so I thought that it would make you all laugh too. So here it goes!!!
Miraculously I have been going the healthy route since my psychologist suggested for me to take vitamins so I have been taking Echinacia, Vitamin C, a multi- vitamin supplement and Vitamin B-12 too.... all in all I am taking about 10 vitamins a day to strengthen my immune system since I'm prone to colds and infections this time of year. So she also suggested that I drink a herbal tea to help me fall asleep without having to take sleeping pills. So I tried it.
I called K-Lo to help me make the tea because I am a tea dummy and she suggested to add lemon and honey. I did. It was horrible!!!! It had a distinct taste of clorox with a piece of poo on toast. I'm sorry I gagged. And I am NOT a gagging woman as you all well know. Es mas!!!! poo on toast is not the right description at all. It tasted as if you are in closed in a English phonebooth with someone just farting to the point of shitting their pants and you are gagging on a shot of funky spunk.
I am not trying that crappy tea ever again. I do not believe in gagging twice.
Hope it made you laugh. SMR
Miraculously I have been going the healthy route since my psychologist suggested for me to take vitamins so I have been taking Echinacia, Vitamin C, a multi- vitamin supplement and Vitamin B-12 too.... all in all I am taking about 10 vitamins a day to strengthen my immune system since I'm prone to colds and infections this time of year. So she also suggested that I drink a herbal tea to help me fall asleep without having to take sleeping pills. So I tried it.
I called K-Lo to help me make the tea because I am a tea dummy and she suggested to add lemon and honey. I did. It was horrible!!!! It had a distinct taste of clorox with a piece of poo on toast. I'm sorry I gagged. And I am NOT a gagging woman as you all well know. Es mas!!!! poo on toast is not the right description at all. It tasted as if you are in closed in a English phonebooth with someone just farting to the point of shitting their pants and you are gagging on a shot of funky spunk.
I am not trying that crappy tea ever again. I do not believe in gagging twice.
Hope it made you laugh. SMR
posted by Sharon Mendez at 7:18 PM
2 Comments:
Geeez Sharon what kinda tee was that? I've had tea before and I've liked them all. Please tell me so I don't buy that kind. I'm sorry for your bad experience. Try lemon tea, orange tea or mint tea. Those are yummy. I've had pomegranate tea too and its good. I hope u have better luck with tea in the future.
Hugs,
V.
Gagging? i never thought i would hear the day when boobie sharon gagged. Me yes, you NO! Funny story, you made my day! All my boobies have been making my days more happier. KLO yesterday, vivi and you today. And snoopy doesn't know it but her too, through her blog.
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