The Gagging Truth: The Funky Spunk Encounter

Well this is one for the books ladies. I already told K-Lo this one and she laughed her ass off so I thought that it would make you all laugh too. So here it goes!!!

Miraculously I have been going the healthy route since my psychologist suggested for me to take vitamins so I have been taking Echinacia, Vitamin C, a multi- vitamin supplement and Vitamin B-12 too.... all in all I am taking about 10 vitamins a day to strengthen my immune system since I'm prone to colds and infections this time of year. So she also suggested that I drink a herbal tea to help me fall asleep without having to take sleeping pills. So I tried it.

I called K-Lo to help me make the tea because I am a tea dummy and she suggested to add lemon and honey. I did. It was horrible!!!! It had a distinct taste of clorox with a piece of poo on toast. I'm sorry I gagged. And I am NOT a gagging woman as you all well know. Es mas!!!! poo on toast is not the right description at all. It tasted as if you are in closed in a English phonebooth with someone just farting to the point of shitting their pants and you are gagging on a shot of funky spunk.

I am not trying that crappy tea ever again. I do not believe in gagging twice.

Hope it made you laugh. SMR