Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Reasons Why I Need to Get Out of my House

I think I have only one real good reason to get out of my house right about now.
Number 1 Reason: MY MOTHER!!!!!!
Aren't we all surprised?!?!
Jesus Christ I can't see myself living here with these two women(mother and grandmother) in my house for 4 more weeks. One of us has to go. I am voting for my grandmother since she is the real cause for all the problems in my house right now. My grandmother is a big pain in the ass when she is healthy, but now she is an even bigger pain in the ass. My mom just got upset because she cooked for my grandmother, which has to be done by her exact instructions, but then my grandmother nit picks it and doesn't eat it. I would be pissed off too and tell her to go eat "un alquitrote." But what does my mother do? She picks on me once again on her favorite subject...my weight. My God does the woman know how to pick at a weakness and poor salt on the wounds and exploit it!!! I am just fucking up to my limit with this shit. All fucking summer she has done her best to do all in her power to pick at me and my dad, which I now recommend for fucking sainthood for having to put up with her for the past 26 years. I love my mother but right now I don't like her. She has become her shrew of a mother. If I become my mother please I beg for you to take me out of my misery, and the misery of those around me and shot me. No really people shot me right in the forehead. Preferably get me drunk first, but shoooooot!!!!!!!! Let me go into my little time out corner before I start frothing at the mouth and attack the next person that enters my room, which will probably be my mother. You are right Keyla... apparently a viewing of Carrie is what she needs... (Let me go collect pigs blood just in case it doesn't work!)

1 Comments:

Blogger Viv said...

I know what you're going through because we went thought that when both my grandfther and grandmother were ill. They didn't stay at my house, but my mother was insoportable. Maybe your mom picks on you because of stress. Remember that your grandmother is her mother and there is always friction between the two (we all know about that). Also remember that the elderly are like babies and the older they get the more they resemble them. My mother used to cook for my grandmother when she was ill and she rejected the food as if it tasted horribly. My grandmother also picked on my mom almost to the point of explosion. Its just like that Sharon.

Word of advice: your grandmother and mother may be driving u nuts right now, but be patient my darling and love them. You will miss them to bits when either one is not by your side. Take it from me. I miss my grandmother terribly and I now regret every fight I put up as a kid when told we were going to her house. I miss her averyday but mostly every time I go to San Juan now and remember that her house is no longer hers. Needless to say, I miss my mother terribly everyday when I'm in Fla. I would love to have her there with me.

So take it easy girl. Be patient and remember that you're not the only one going through hard times.

And if you definitely need to escape, holler!!

8:27 PM  

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