Saturday, March 18, 2006

Well What Can I Say That Hasn't Already Been Said?

As you might have perceived I am in a good mood. Right. For starters let me tell you that my mom is okay now after a week's rest. She's already driving me crazy with her cleaning. My dad is on one of his moods. You can almost see the gray thundering cloud chasing him around the house. (Note to Stella: And then you wonder why I am always depressed and ranting!!!!) I am PMSing big time and getting really really pissed off at the world, but specially with me. Out of all the guys I had to be interested in I always have to pick the one that I can never reach. I should wear a sign around my neck that says "Hey!!! If you are emotionally unavailable or gay. Please fuck me up!" It would be so much simpler. Yes, the rumors once again have resurfaced that the guy is gay. But this time I got it from the guys best- friend. Shit!!!!!!!!! If I weren't getting sick everytime I drink I would be a raging alcoholic by now. As it is I am not drinking so rest asure my venture has been nullified by my stomach. (Doesn't mean I won't be getting stinking drunk once I have the time to get sick!!!!) If you see me around you might wanna be careful I'm not in the best of moods and with raging hormones in my system I might not be able to control my outbursts. So if I say something the wrong way please take this in consideration and accept my deepest of apollogies. So in quoting Keyla and Stella My life "sucks more than a whore on payday." Thank You for the Support and Attention. Please be sure to send the Valium or tranquilizers to the proper address. A shot gun right about now is appreciated also. Stupid People Watch Out I'm Coming After You!!!! (If I'm in a bad mood the least I can do for humanity is to spread the joy and take some stupid people with me!!!) LOL.

Just in case you get worried I am not suicidal, Im homicidal. *Fluttering my Eyelashes and Smiling*

PS. Due to popular acclaim I have posted a link of sites everyone should see. (Stella, aren't you proud? I did it all by my little ol' self. If you liked the Squirrelly wrath song you should see it on the link Neurotically Yours: Foamy for President.

3 Comments:

Blogger Viv said...

First of all let me thank you for your comment on my blog. I apprecaite all my boobie's words of comfort. I apprecaite my dad comming over here and I appreciate all that he has done and does for me. Its just that I wish that he showed a bit more love sometimes. I also wish he did things differently. What I have learned so far: I have great expectations I should learn to let go of.

Second: I'm glad your mom is feeling better

Anyway, What has been going on in your life girl? Why are you so "grrr!!"? Who's gay? And how come your gaydar didn't go "beep! beep! beep! watch out!!" Even I have one! I don't know who your talking about (who the fuck is he? do I know him?), but here are some things I have noticed that generally give away a gay guy fast:
1. doesnt' stare at your boobs
2. doesn't ever looks at you like he wants to fuck you
3. looks at your shoes or clothes instead of looking at you
4. compliments you on anything without any "I wanna get in your pants" connotations
5. loves Armani Exchange and anything trendy (but watch out b/c metrosexuals also swear by Armani)
6. always wears clean shoes and/or tight pants or shirts
7. eyes other guys
8. talks gay (sorry, there's no other way to put this in words)
9. and, I just learned this, likes fru-fru drinks (ie. cocktails - maybe its the word that draws them to these dinks...)

I'm just trying to help by sharing what little knowledge I have about these things so you don't get hung up on a gay guy again.

And don't worry girl, the one will show up. Give time time.

P.S. I love your sarcasm and all the little sayings you guys come up with. They always brighten my day :)
Love, V.

9:53 PM  
Blogger K said...

Don't fret my child ... good things come to those who wait.....

12:43 PM  
Blogger K said...

Right the gaydar thing... Ay you people keep getting ahead of me !

12:45 PM  

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